Saturday, 20 October 2018

All The Big Perch Are Gone

I don't tend to bother with the blog anymore, it's too much of a chore and to me, it's not as much fun as it used to be. But I keep hearing from people that the "Big Perch" have died off and no backup fish are coming through. Lot's of pontificating from so-called experts who fish my local rivers.

Gent's that is simply not the case, two nice fish today that weighed in at 3.4 and 3.11. Nothing complicated just small lures fished in a place the Perch like to hang out this time of year. Christ If a cack-handed twat like me can bring a few to the net then anyone can, surely? Not the best of photos with a damp phone, but you get a general idea?

Now get off your arses and enjoy yourselves and stop fucking moaning. The world is your lobster Terry, my boy.

Be Lucky

Monty D


  1. Welcome back into the light you cack-handed twat. Them's the stuff of dreams - and that's coming from someone who's never seen a three and is more than a tad jealous.

  2. Dave,

    I've really botherd to try for them this season, prefering to fish for the Chub. But they are so impressive in the flesh. I got a bollocking from a mate for not measuring the larger fish, he likes to know these things. But I did measure the base of the rod to the top of the silver marking on the blank. I guess the fish would be around 41cm, not exact but he is happy with a rough idea.

    I've found on two particular rivers that I fish, the larger Perch tend to be loners and not shoal up as the 2lb and uder fish do. It also coughed up it's last meal, a poorly looking Gudgeon. But happy enough with the session.

  3. Disgusting in this day and age that a mat is not being used to place the fish on!!!