1.Eat a kebab with extra chilli sauce.
2.You may sleep with someone and wake up the next day and think who are you? But it's all good as you were pissed.
3. Send texts of a lewd nature to your wife, but in error you send them to your Mum, this happened to my younger brother the dope.
4. Buy tackle online and when it arrives you do not have a clue as to what you have ordered.
I could go on, as all the above are OK because your were pissed, well not the text message to your Mum fuck me!
But do not come back from a golf society day, well oiled as you had won. Then you show your short game to the wife, while she is watching "Strictly".
A chip that went eschew, smashed into the television resulting in this.
That led to this....
Denise "You total an utter prick, when your sober you, yes you are paying for a new one"
Me " Yeah sorry babe, feel a right plank."
So the next day I went online and this now hangs on the wall.
A bloody expensive piss up after golf that was. And to rub salt into the wounds I hardly watch the fucking thing.
Off to Grafham Water next week with Gruff, so popped down to Farlows in the week while at work. I had a gift voucher left over from last Christmas, good job I did as this little lot would have set me back nearly seventy pound.