And below we have fellow PAC member and all round top boy, for the Suffolk PAC region Mr. Jason Skilton. Do not mess with my name sake as he can be "Pwoper Nawty", if he plays up. You have been warned.
These evil, wicked creatures in some eyes are the main reason that the hallowed River Prince is in steep decline. If you dare to use these as bait, well the pox on you and then some. Barbel forum land is awash with anglers who have suddenly acquired a doctorate in piss and hot air.
Little Richie Framptom is back, yapping away like the good old days. But this time it's personal, he is now his own man-woof! Fuck me lads, come on really. What next? A Barbel Record to raise funds maybe for this species. A little like the old Michael Jackson song......"We are the world, we are the anglers who will build the boris a better place". All dressed in real tree, swaying arm in arm. Still if it makes you happy lads, crack on.
Has anyone donned some scuba gear and asked the Barbel what they would like?
"Hello Mr. Barbel, my name is Boris God, how can we help you"
"Well you can fuck off for a start mate, we never asked for a Society to be named in our honor, we have done OK for hundreds of years on our own. So I suggest you piss off and get a life"
Trout season starts next week and sadly my application to join the Houghton Club has been blackballed yet again, cannot for the life of me think why? So I will be out elsewhere chasing "Spotties".
Enjoy your weekend.