Missing In Action......Presumed Under The Thumb.
Below we have my mate Gruff, who has been missing for most of this river season. Here he is up on the Lower Severn, with a nice live bait about to be cast out on the eighth of July. Since then, he has been conspicuous by his absence. If you read this mate, grow some! Put your foot down and get out fishing. You have not been busy in the garden, that is for sure. Not that I miss your company you understand, just you driving me about. Prehistoric looking and toothy critter 'aint he, and what about the Zed.
|Bastard Kids On The Bank!|
A total prick called Ben Pitcher, who happens to be a lecturer at the University of Westminster, thinks Gardner's question time, is a seething cesspit of racial hatred, yeah don't we all Ben. Dr. Pitcher believes the programme is saturated with racist language, and that conversations about "native" and "non native" is nationalist.
He goes on to say " that a crisis in white identity in multicultural Britain, forced people to find ways of talking about white identity, through gardening so they do not appear to be racist".
I can see it now, hordes of middle England gardening fans, looting, giving Nazi salutes at the local Conservative club(actually that's not to far fetched to be fair), and generally burning crosses, while wearing dodgy pillow cases.
Ben, you really deserve to be put in stocks, Christ knows what subject you lecture in ? Do us all a favor and crawl back under the rock you slithered out from. I wish it was April fools day I really do, possible the daftest thing I've heard in a while and I do hear some shite!
|Home of the Nazi Party|
Still stay up, go down. Who knows, the lower divisions are more uncertain and fun. Especially if you love a bet on the football as many of us do. The Premier League, same 'ol, same 'ol. It's only the overseas players who really give it any flair. You can count the good British players on one hand.
I'll be back out on the bank tomorrow, not sure where or what for yet, keeping an eye on the weather forecast. So enjoy your weekend.