I received a wonderful letter today from our Prime Minister,Mr David"call me Dave" Cameron.I have been quite bold I think?In letting this out into the public eye.
I have been reading your blog for some time now and I marvel at the way you seem to separate the wheat from the chaff.The way you are so succinct and damn right to the point in so many matters.You seem to have your own mind and do not curry favour as so many do!Good god man If you were to serve under me,not literately I hasten to add.We would achieve great things you and I.
I'm about to commit more of our troops to another over seas conflict in Libya,and oust the despot.I have recently seen your photograph and thought I may step up to the plate.With your skills in tact and diplomacy I'm sure I can nip this is in the bud.Here is my outfit for the warm desert sands.What do you think ?A fair likeness our cabinet feel ?
Yours with love In my eyes and my utmost admiration.Davey Poos.
Enjoy your weekend gent's and lady's.