A fleet of new luxury "Pope Mobil's",being driven at speed north, towards Scotland in readiness for his Holiness visit, to address the masses tomorrow.My Scotland correspondent,Hamish McClusky was in raptures as a motorcade of these fine automobiles swept past him.
He phoned the Yat Phone.Please read in a lovely Glaswegian burr.......
HC "Monty his really coming to the frozen north,the great one his Holiness"
MD "So I hear Hamish,so I hear!"
HC " I cannee believe it,really coming to teach us about his doctrine,what will he say,what will he do"
MD "I'm not sure Hamish old boy,but try not to get to excited"
HC "Pish man,I want to know how to bait with caster and hemp on a deep highland loch and how we may get more Barbel up here"
MD "As I say temper your excitement a little"
HC "Monty your an an agnostic,he will walk on water,heal the sick and denounce the Trent Carbellers,in fact I'm staying off the Buckie tonight for the first time in years.Oh and here is a close up of the Papal Carrier for you"
MD "Be lucky Hamish and be sure to let me know how it goes"
HC "Aye I will ya English bastard"