Well the pontiff arrives in the UK,on Wednesday I'm led to believe ? Ready to preach the gospel according to St.Springstein,to the masses.So I'll try in the next couple of days to keep you abreast of what his Papal one is up to.
But for now a little help is needed,and no it's not what landing net,head torch or fecking chair.It as follows............A chap who post's on here was roaming about on the Wye,(Not Dave Burr)late on Sunday afternoon.He was about to drop into a favoured flood water peg,but was stopped by doing so,because of a young Pakistani couple in his words "Canoodling".He text and asked me what should he do ? Oh and he said "She's got a great pair of tits".I was eating my dinner so could not help,but maybe I can now if it happens in the future.
A.A gentle cough to let them know you are around ?
B.Slyly have a quick one of the wrist ?
C.Take a photo of said "Bristols" and sent to all your mates ?
D. Contact your local Imam,to arrange a so called honour killing ?
Any help guy's would be great.Off to work now so enjoy your Tuesday.
PS Stop digging holes at Topcliff you naughty folk.Your fisherman not Badgers ;-)