I hope this puts a smile on your glum face then ?This was sent to me by my Craggy Island correspondent,Farther Ted Crilly.
"For fecks sake Monty,will yer not give the fecking,feckers somtheing to smile about,so it is ?"
"So what your saying Farther Ted,is that Monday mornings are a rake of bollocks ?"
"Yes for Fecks sake,Jesus,Mary and Joeseph,just fecking get on with it"
So I did.