I've just had a call from the Bard of BridgEnorth.....As ever read this in a thick Yam Yam accent.And mine in Ray Winstonesque.
BB "Bloody hell Monty,the BS 'ain't got enough members to put themselves into the hat for various Committee places"
Monty "Fack off,they have plenty of members do they not ?"
BB "Monty no man,It's not all Rosy in the garden,since he left" "They are even asking the members to cough up quick for the BS waters,or it looks bad for next year"."Glad I never renewed mate,fooking bostin eh ?"
Monty "Whats Bostin"
BB "Well they plan to Head Hunt the members,to go on the committee,my moonney is on Mr.Frampton" "And Bostin yam thick coont is just Bostin,like"
Monty "Dot on the card that son,dot on the card"
BB "I found this online,about sums it up bud,sweet,now get on and cook yam Sunday dinner while the family are away,though you would shake 'em up bud"
Monty "I think not to be honest,the senate at Rome was more friendly,can you imagine it,fuck me no and thrice no"
Well what next ?